oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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