He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he shaved USA in his pubs
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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