so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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