don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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