That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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