Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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