No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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