Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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