Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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