Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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