We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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