pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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