That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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