well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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