I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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