I am spending my child support on dildos
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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