Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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