do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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