ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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