yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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