People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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