what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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