Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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