You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have fence marks all over my body
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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