Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a beard to bite.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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