"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
