Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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