I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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