Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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