ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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