I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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