The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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