So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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