hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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