I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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