I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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