is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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