he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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