should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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