one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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