I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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