Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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