You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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