Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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