try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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