It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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