spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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