He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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