i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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