I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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