i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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